original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via lindsaylately)

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

image

(via timelords-are-forever)

damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

(Source: trust, via killer-mermaid)

wallyedge:

nunyahbis:

silentgiantla:

The 40 Most Breathtaking Abandoned Places In The World

I think you mean locations for the next silent hill.

The last one gives me so much anxiety

(via honeyglowx)

positivebeatsthenegative:

cardiocutie:

Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t think that’s like the realist shit ever i don’t understand you.It’s insane how the universe is literally full of beauty to the point that we can’t even see some of it. Beautiful down to the way it moves.

this is so cool

positivebeatsthenegative:

cardiocutie:

Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t think that’s like the realist shit ever i don’t understand you.It’s insane how the universe is literally full of beauty to the point that we can’t even see some of it. Beautiful down to the way it moves.

this is so cool

(via flautistsarecool)



Eleanor Roosevelt



I want this as a tattoo seriously

Eleanor Roosevelt

I want this as a tattoo seriously

(Source: thatstype)

"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."

Anonymous (via ghosts)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via mrdisneylandman)

pavender:

rosycheeksandlashes:

chellodello:

icrashedmycarintoumbridge:

You now have the ability to own the 3 worst book to movie adaptations all on 1 DVD

I assume that the golden compass, the last airbender and the series of unfortunate events movie are in the second volume

Satan’s trifecta

Throw in Inkheart, and it’ll be perfect.

pavender:

rosycheeksandlashes:

chellodello:

icrashedmycarintoumbridge:

You now have the ability to own the 3 worst book to movie adaptations all on 1 DVD

I assume that the golden compass, the last airbender and the series of unfortunate events movie are in the second volume

Satan’s trifecta

Throw in Inkheart, and it’ll be perfect.

(via love-beauty-youth)

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

image

(via the-final-companion)

💇 haircut! :)

💇 haircut! :)

chaniall:

people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

(via snorlaxlovesme)

First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good

(via marcos-right-half)

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

(via carvingstuff)

unwiltingblossom:

for-fanfictions-sake:

Also Blunette is not a word! Please, For fanfiction’s sake, stop doing that!

They don’t teach it because separating the terms is considered sexist. (At least sexist enough for Microsoft Word to put a little squiggly line of disapproval under it, anyway.)

If this is sexist then so is the entire French language apparently

unwiltingblossom:

for-fanfictions-sake:

Also Blunette is not a word! Please, For fanfiction’s sake, stop doing that!

They don’t teach it because separating the terms is considered sexist. (At least sexist enough for Microsoft Word to put a little squiggly line of disapproval under it, anyway.)

If this is sexist then so is the entire French language apparently

(via allo-nsy)